Plan JoAnna's Life and Win a Cool Prize!

So…I have this campaign job for three months. But coming up in November, I have no clue what I am going to do. So…..

I am hosting a competition called "Plan JoAnna's Life And Win a Cool Prize." All you have to do is come up with something (or a series of things) I can do for two years, starting in November when the election is over. No idea is too outrageous, but winning ideas will be those that are inexpensive/lucrative, would sound interesting in a blog/memoir/bar/children's book, and won't get me into a situation where death or maiming are the only possible outcomes. The winner will receive any of a number of cool prizes (mostly consisting of the things that don't fit into the two suitcases that the airline is going to charge me for taking on the plane with me).

May the best idea win!